"New rule: If you're paying less than a buck for a taco you can't be shocked that the meat in it isn't really meat. Your 'meal' costs less than gum. There's a reason taco spelled backwards is O Cat." -- Bill Maher, "Real Time..." Jan. 28, 2011.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
"Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light." -- my teabag is trying to enlighten to me
Sunday, January 2, 2011
"If you're trying to lose weight or save more money this year, go on an austerity plan as it comes to spending: don't hang out with the spenders and the eaters." --self-help guest on CNN, for the segment on resolutions.
Friday, December 10, 2010
"And the winner is: lowered taxes and more spending. Wait, that wasn't an option. That would be like 'Hey, you know how we'll all get in shape after New Year's? Laziness and bacon.'" -- Jon Stewart (Daily Show, Dec 7, 2010)
